Who’s Running the Show at STLCC? A Guide to the Board of Trustees Election
You know, sometimes you just want to learn about a community college, but then you stumble upon a whole world of “subdistricts,” “trustees,” and “incumbents.” It’s enough to make you want to retire to a monastery… or at least enroll in a remedial English course. But fear not, fellow knowledge seeker! I’m here to break down the drama of the St. Louis Community College (STLCC) Board of Trustees election and make it as entertaining as a reality TV show, only with less fake tan and more student loans.
First, let’s address the elephant in the room: the board of trustees. What do they even do? Think of them as the “executive producers” of STLCC, responsible for setting the big picture vision and making sure the school is running smoothly. They’re the ones deciding how much money goes to tuition, where new buildings get built, and whether the mascot, Archie the grey fox, gets a raise (I’m betting he’s in line for a new squirrel-skin hat and a bigger bowl of berries).
Now, let’s get down to the nitty-gritty: who’s running in the upcoming election?
Subdistrict 1:
- Doris Graham, PhD: This is the incumbent, meaning she’s already got the job and is looking to keep it. Think of her as the seasoned veteran, the “Queen Bee” of the board, the one who’s seen it all and knows how to navigate the treacherous waters of community college politics.
- Theo Brown, Sr.: He’s ready to challenge the queen, bringing his own set of experiences and ideas. We’re talking about a potential shake-up, a “rebellion” against the established order.
- Cortez Harris: Another challenger, bringing a fresh perspective and a desire to make a difference. Think of him as the “disruptor,” the one who wants to throw the board’s playbook out the window and rewrite it entirely.
- Clem Smith: This candidate is ready to join the battle for the throne, bringing his unique skills and perspective to the table.
Subdistrict 2:
- [Candidate Name] We don’t have details about the candidates for Subdistrict 2, but stay tuned! We’ll update this post as more information becomes available.
Wait, there’s more!
Subdistrict 3:
- [Candidate Name] We don’t have details about the candidates for Subdistrict 3, but stay tuned! We’ll update this post as more information becomes available.
It’s all about the issues!
These candidates are running on platforms, like “better student services,” “more scholarships,” and “making STLCC the best darn community college in the state.” Think of these platforms as their “campaign promises,” the things they say they’ll do if elected.
So how do you choose?
First, you need to figure out which subdistrict you live in. You can find this information online or by calling the STLCC office (don’t worry, they’re used to fielding calls from confused citizens). Once you know your subdistrict, you can start looking at the candidates’ platforms and decide which one aligns best with your priorities.
A Few Important Things to Keep in Mind:
- The St. Louis Community College Board of Trustees is a powerful body. These folks have a lot of sway when it comes to how STLCC is run, so it’s important to choose wisely.
- Voting is your civic duty! It’s your chance to have a say in how STLCC is run. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get a free Archie the grey fox keychain for voting (just kidding… or am I?).
- Do your research! Don’t just vote for the candidate with the coolest website or the most catchy slogan. Read their platforms, learn about their past experiences, and make an informed decision.
The Bottom Line:
The future of St. Louis Community College is at stake. So get out there, vote, and make your voice heard. And if you need any help navigating this whole “election” thing, don’t hesitate to reach out to us at JobLoving. We’re here to help you make sense of the chaos and become a well-informed citizen (which is way cooler than being a “disruptor,” trust me).