How to Print at Liberty University: A Guide for the Perplexed (and Possibly Broke)
Let’s face it, college life is a whirlwind of deadlines, exams, and the ever-present need to print out that 10-page essay you only started writing yesterday. At Liberty University, you’re surrounded by reminders of your commitment to faith, but when it comes to printing, you might feel like you’re on your own. Fear not, my fellow Flames! This guide will equip you with the knowledge (and maybe even a little humor) to navigate the printing landscape at Liberty University.
The Basics: Printing at Liberty is More Like a Game of Clue Than a Simple Task
First things first, you’ve got to understand that printing at Liberty is not a straightforward process. Think of it like playing a game of Clue. You’ve got your suspects (printers), your weapons (your Flames Pass), and your motive (getting your work printed). But unlike Clue, there’s no clear-cut answer; there are different printers, different locations, and different ways to print, depending on the level of tech-savviness you possess.
Step 1: Finding a Printer (Because They Aren’t All Created Equal)
Let’s start with the basics. You’ll find printers scattered throughout Liberty’s campus. Think of them as little oases of productivity amidst the sea of study sessions and student life. Here are some prime printer hunting grounds:
- The Jerry Falwell Library – This place is a printing paradise. They have a dedicated Dodak Technology Commons, a haven of computers and printers that will make your heart sing. It’s like stepping into a tech-savvy monastery, but without the robes (unless you’re into that).
- DeMoss Hall Labs – Another great option, especially if you’re a STEM major. These labs are often filled with the clinking of beakers and the whirring of computer fans, but they’re also a reliable source of printing.
- Law Library Computer Lab – For you future legal eagles, this is your haven. They have both black and white and color printers, perfect for crafting those legal briefs.
Step 2: Getting Your Print Job Going: Decoding the Mystery of “Release Print Job”
Now that you’ve found your printer, it’s time to unleash your print job. This is where things get a little more intricate. But don’t worry, I’ll guide you through the process.
- From Your Personal Device – If you’re printing from your laptop or phone, you’ll need to go on a little digital treasure hunt. Head to the Liberty Helpdesk DIY page and search “printing”. Trust me, it’s like uncovering a secret society. You’ll find step-by-step instructions on how to send your print job to the printer.
- From a Campus Computer – This is the simpler version. Just select the printer you want to use (there are specific names for different printers, so make sure you get the right one) and click print. It’s as easy as pie.
Step 3: Unlocking the Printer: The Flames Pass and the “Release Print Job” Ritual
Once your print job is sent, it’s time for the final act – releasing your print job. This is where your Flames Pass comes into play. It’s your key to unlocking the printer’s secrets.
- Log in – You’ll need to use your LU username and password to log into the printer.
- Find Your Print Job – Your print job will be waiting for you in a queue.
- Release the Kraken (aka Your Print Job) – Select “Release Print Job” and watch as your masterpiece emerges from the printer.
The Fine Print: Cost, Etiquette, and Other Important Details
Ready for some more details? I know, I know, it’s like reading the fine print of a contract, but stick with me!
- Cost – Printing at Liberty isn’t free. Black and white printing will set you back 4.5 cents per sheet, while color printing is a pricier 35 cents per sheet. Yes, it’s a bit of a sticker shock, but think of it as a small price to pay for the convenience.
- Etiquette – Just like in the real world, there are certain unspoken rules when it comes to printing. Be considerate of others and don’t hog the printers. Also, try to print in bulk to minimize the time you spend at the printer.
- Mobile Printing – You can also print from your phone using Pharos. This is a real lifesaver if you’re on the go.
In Conclusion: Embrace the Printing Adventure
Printing at Liberty might seem like a maze at first, but once you navigate the steps and understand the nuances, it’s actually quite simple. And hey, you’ll be able to tell your friends all about your printing adventures. Just remember, be prepared for the unexpected, and always have your Flames Pass handy. Happy printing, Flames!