Author: Roger MARTHAN

Who’s Running the Show at STLCC? A Guide to the Board of Trustees Election You know, sometimes you just want to learn about a community college, but then you stumble upon a whole world of “subdistricts,” “trustees,” and “incumbents.” It’s enough to make you want to retire to a monastery… or at least enroll in a remedial English course. But fear not, fellow knowledge seeker! I’m here to break down the drama of the St. Louis Community College (STLCC) Board of Trustees election and make it as entertaining as a reality TV show, only with less fake tan and more…

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Unlocking the Secrets of the Common App Honors Section: A Guide to Recognition Levels Ah, the Common App. That magical portal to your dream college. But amidst the essays, transcripts, and recommendation letters, there’s another crucial section: Honors. It’s the stage where you showcase your achievements, and like a dazzling Broadway performance, the level of recognition matters. So, you’ve got a shelf overflowing with awards, certificates, and accolades. But how do you translate those trophies into the Common App’s language? Let’s dive into the world of recognition levels and unravel the mysteries of this section. The Levels: From Local Spotlight…

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Do Naviance Scores Reflect Superscores? (Spoiler Alert: Not Really) You’re staring at your Naviance profile, feeling like a seasoned stockbroker analyzing the Dow Jones. You’ve got your GPA, your SAT score, and a whole bunch of other numbers that seem to mean something… but do they, really? And specifically, does that precious SAT score on Naviance reflect the superscore that colleges are increasingly using for admissions? Well, buckle up, my friend, because this is where the Naviance rollercoaster takes a sharp turn. Naviance: The Overly-Optimistic Cousin of Your College Application Imagine Naviance as that overly enthusiastic cousin who always tells…

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Does College Board Delete Accounts? The Great Account Apocalypse (or Not) So, you’re staring at your computer screen, desperately trying to log into your College Board account, but it’s like the password you’ve sworn you never changed has suddenly vanished into the digital ether. You’re starting to panic. Did College Board delete your account? Are you doomed to a future filled with standardized test scores that no one can see? Relax, take a deep breath, and let’s dive into the world of College Board accounts and their (lack of) apocalyptic deletion tendencies. The Big Question: Does College Board Actually Delete…

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Does Liberty University Rent a Room? (And Other Burning Questions) Alright, folks, let’s talk about Liberty University. You know, that place known for its, ahem, “unique” brand of education? The one where the football team is called the Flames, which is just a bit ironic considering the whole “fire and brimstone” vibe they’ve got going on. But I digress, we’re here to talk about something else entirely. You see, the question “Does Liberty University rent a room?” is a bit of a loaded one. It’s like asking if a fish can swim. It’s a given, right? But then again, maybe…

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Will Liberty University Have a Televised Christmas Program? The Great Debate! Okay, folks, let’s talk Christmas. Not the kind with the sugarplum fairies and reindeer flying through the sky. We’re talking the BIG Christmas, the one with the FLASHING LIGHTS, the SWELLING CHOIRS, and the EPIC PRODUCTION VALUES that could rival a Broadway show. We’re talking about the legendary Christmas program at Liberty University! But hold your horses, because the question on everyone’s mind is: Will Liberty University have a televised Christmas program this year? Let’s dive into the festive mystery, shall we? The Case for “Yes”: Tradition, Tradition, Tradition:…

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Unlocking the Secrets of Naviance: How to Modify the “About Me” Survey and Elevate Your College Application Game We’ve all been there: sitting in front of our computers, staring at the blank “About Me” section on Naviance, feeling as lost as a penguin in a desert. It’s a daunting task, right? We’re supposed to capture our entire essence, our dreams, our aspirations, and our quirky personality in a few carefully crafted sentences. But fear not, my fellow Naviance navigators! This blog post is your guide to conquering the “About Me” survey and making your profile shine brighter than a thousand-watt…

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Did Liberty University Bring Back Students? A Tale of Faith, Fear, and Falwell Let’s get this straight: Liberty University is a place where the only thing more abundant than God’s love is the drama surrounding its president, Jerry Falwell Jr. So, naturally, when the world was gripped by the pandemic, Liberty University decided to throw a theological Hail Mary and invite students back to campus. Did Liberty University bring back students? Yes, they did. In fact, Liberty University welcomed its students back to campus in the spring of 2023, and they’ve been rolling with the punches ever since. Now, you…

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Does Liberty University Offer Latin Classes? (And Why You Should Care) Ah, Latin. The language of Caesar, Cicero, and that really annoying song you had to learn in high school. But does Liberty University, with its evangelical roots and focus on, well, liberty, offer a chance to delve into the depths of this ancient tongue? Let’s find out. The Short Answer: Nope, No Latin at Liberty As of this very moment, Liberty University doesn’t offer Latin classes. You won’t find it listed among the languages they teach (though they do have a pretty impressive repertoire – Arabic, Chinese, French, German,…

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The Great College Application Escape: How to Ditch the Common App and Still Get Into Your Dream School Let’s be real, folks. The Common App is a beast. It’s like trying to navigate a labyrinth while juggling flaming torches and wearing a blindfold. And while it’s the go-to for many colleges, it’s not the only way to apply. So, What’s the Common App Alternative, You Ask? The Common App is great for its simplicity and widespread acceptance, but sometimes, you just need to break free. Maybe you’re applying to a school that doesn’t accept it. Maybe you’re a rebel at…

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